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Since I had so much fun making the first one (here), and everyone seemed to enjoy it, I thought I'd take another stab at writing a sequel -- this one based on New Moon (or in this case, New MatsuMoon). I hope you guys enjoy it. I had a harder time making this one funny, but I hope it was cute and nice. Also, I totally recommend checking out Kytana's Arashi/Twilight parody mix-up. It's very cute and awesome, too! Plus, she gave me the ideas to write these in a first place.
Disclaimer: I niether own Twilight, or Arashi (although I'd LIKE to own Arashi).
Arashi Twilight Fail – THE SEQUEL
New MatsuMoon
Ohno: Nino?
Nino: Yeah?
Ohno: Have you noticed Matsumoto’s eyebrows lately?
Nino: Shh! Don’t let him hear you talking about them. You know he’s very sensitive about it.
Ohno: That’s the thing. I’m worried. Have you noticed how much hairier they’re getting?
Nino: Yeah. Maybe he missed his threading appointment or something.
Ohno: No, I think it’s something more. I think that he’s-
[Enter Aiba]
Aiba: Hey, guys! Do you have a dog running around in here? There’s been a lot of shedding on the studio furniture lately.
Nino: Probably just Shimura zoo creatures shedding on you, Aiba, and you bringing it here.
Aiba (scowls): I’ll have you know, I wear a jump suit as protection from the shedding, and the peeing, and the pooping–
Ohno (impatiently): ANY WAY, guys! Why I’m trying to say here is that that I think Matsumoto is becoming-
[Enter Sho]
Sho: Hey, Aiba. Are wolves native to Japan?
Aiba: I don’t think so… Why do you ask?
Sho: Last night when I was about to go to bed, I thought I heard –
Ohno (furious already, bursts): I THINK MATSUMOTO IS TURNING INTO A WEREWOLF!
[everyone blinks and stares]
Sho: …and?
Ohno (blinks): You don’t seem very surprised.
Jun (from behind Ohno, sounding bored, but really very pissed): It’s so cheering to hear your band members questioning your humanity.
[Ohno is struck and horrified by his appearance]
[Jun scratches his head]
Jun (upset and trying not to show it): Well, anyway, later guys.
Ohno: Oh… no! What have I done?
Nino: You didn’t sound very surprised, Sho-kun.
Sho: Well, I wouldn’t be. I’m a vampire, remember?
[Sho flashes his shiny, pointy teeth]
[Everyone just laughs, not believing in him]
Sho (a little upset): What? Well I am.
Aiba: No offense, Sho – but I don’t think any writer could have dreamed up a vampire with so much fail.
Nino: Aiba’s right, Sho. Vampires are way too cool for you to even consider being one.
[Ohno nods]
Sho (frowns, sarcastically): Thanks, guys.
Aiba (glomps): It’s okay, Sho. We still love you.
Sho (under his breath, whining): But I really am a vampire…
Nino: Any way, here’s the question – how can we get on Jun’s good side now? Even though he seemed calm, he was actually really pissed.
Ohno (upset): I know. I didn’t mean it – it’s just that, well… I really DID think he was a werewolf. The bushy eyebrows, and the shedding, and howling-
Nino: The HOWLING?
Ohno: Well, he was in the bathroom, and next thing I know, I hear him howl…
Sho (goes pale): I think I remember hearing it too. I thought it was… an animal outside.
Nino: But they’re got to be a reasonable explanation for this. Like maybe he stubbed his toe in the shower? Remember Aiba and the glitters, and how we thought he'd turned into a Twilight vampire?
Aiba (nods): Yep. (scowls) I’m never using glitter again!
Ohno: -except for when it’s on our con outfits!
Aiba (nods): Except for our con outfits.
Sho (giving a small smile): Right.
Ohno: So now what do we do – about MatsuJun’s bad mood, I mean.
Nino: Now… we plot.
[plotting]
Aiba (approaches Jun): Heeey, Jun-kun?
Jun (looks up from his newspaper, cranky): What?
Aiba: Have you seen my razor? I seem to be getting a bit hairier than usual lately.
Jun (blinks). What are you talking about?
Aiba: You know, the usual… I just feel so dog-gone hairy lately.
Jun (tentatively): Then maybe you should get a hair cut?
Aiba (starts, the idea just hit him, and gets excited): Hey! You’re right! Thanks for the idea Jun, you’re the best.
(Aiba turns to leave… then at the last second, turns around and glomps Jun)
Aiba: Thanks! Bye! (runs away before Jun can catch him).
Jun (mutters something under his breath)
[Enter Sho]
Jun (mutters): Oh, great.
Sho: Hey, Jun! Did you recently hear a wolf howling outside your window last night?
Jun (freezes): What? Oh. (Sarcastically) I see what you mean. “Jun is a werewolf”. Very funny, Sho. I’m sure you guys had a real ball with that one.
Sho (plops down on the couch beside Jun, pouting): Aw, I’m sure Ohno didn’t mean it that way. He was worried for you. I think all the sun exposure in fishing must have addled and fried his brains a little. He wasn’t thinking straight. Besides. I wouldn’t mind if you were a werewolf.
Jun (freezes again): You… wouldn’t?
Sho (shakes his head and smiles): Nope! And neither would the other guys. It wouldn’t change who you are, inside.
(Jun starts to smile at that)
Sho (continues, happily): You’d still be the same, sadistic, DoS Hime Princess of Arashi that always wears nail polish and hair extensions-
(Jun, furious, gets up off his chair and smacks Sho on the head with his newspaper before walking away)
Sho (calls out after him): See what I mean?
[Sho returns to Nino, rubbing his head]
Sho: Our plan failed, by the way.
Nino (looks up from playing his Nintendo DS] What?
Sho: Jun. He’s still mighty pissed.
Nino: Oh. Well of course he’d be pissed. You guys called him a werewolf.
Sho (scowls): Yeah, duh. That’s why we came up with a plan - to make him feel better about being hairy, and being called a werewolf. That’s why Aiba and I talked to him, right?
Nino (distracted, playing the game): Huh? Oh, no. I just gave you guys something to do, so you’d leave me alone and I could finish my game. And hey: it worked!
Sho (scowls): Great. Thanks to your “plan”, Jun hit me in the head with a newspaper.
Nino (looks up): Did he? (laughs)
Sho: You brat!
[Enter Aiba]
Aiba: Hey! What are you guys talking about?
Sho: The plan. It failed.
Nino: Is Ohno still in hiding?
Sho: Yeah. He’s afraid of what Jun might say or do if he saw him.
Aiba: You know, he might just be using Jun as an excuse to go fishing.
Sho: No, Ohno seemed genuinely upset over it. He said he couldn’t even think of fishing because Jun was that angry with him.
Aiba: Oh…
Nino: Can you guys keep it down? I’m trying to beat level 15 here, and the monster is kicking my -- arggh!! I just died. (Puts away his DS game) Okay, now what’s up, again?
Sho: Ohno. He’s in hiding from Jun. And Jun’s still pissed.
Nino: Well, first things first. Let’s find Ohno. And then we’ll take care of Jun.
Sho and Aiba: Yosh!
[Later]
[Sho, Aiba, and Nino are trying to drag Ohno out of a closet]
Nino: You can’t stay in there all your life, Ohno.
Ohno: I can and I will. (clinging to the closet doorway)
Aiba: What about cons?
Sho: What about fishing?
Ohno (gets a longing look in his eyes): I guess I can… always just read fishing magazines for the rest of my life.
Nino (annoyed): You’re being so melodramatic. It’s just Jun.
(The rest stare at him like he’s stupid).
Nino: Then again, you guys are right. He’s Jun.
Ohno: You see? See what I mean? And why I can go back? I know! I’ll live like a hermit. Yeah… or a Buddhist monk. Where do hermits live anyway?
Sho: The woods. (Teasingly) With the wolves .
Nino (shoots him a dirty look, mutters to Sho): Not helping…
Aiba: Uh… guys? I hear footsteps.
Ohno: Oh no! It’s Jun!
(Ohno dives back in the closet)
Jun: Hey guys.
Nino (tentatively): Hey… Jun. Wow, you seem to be in a better mood.
Jun: Yep. I had a lot to think about today.
Sho (gives a deep bow): We are truly sorry if we made you feel bad, and called out a werewolf.
(Nino drags Ohno out from the closet, who comes and bows deeply to Jun)
Ohno: Yes. And I’m also truly sorry, Jun, for thinking that in the first place.
Jun (gives a small smile): That’s okay. I really had a lot to think about, about what Sho said to me today. About how you guys wouldn’t care if I really was a werewolf. Well - that meant a lot to me.
Sho (taken aback): Oh. Well… Glad I could help.
Jun: About how you guys accept me for who I am - although, yes, the speech as a bit rude (he gives a quirky smile). All is forgiven. So… I guess I can finally tell you guys.
Nino: Tell us what?
Jun (takes a deep breath): I really am a werewolf.
(Big pause of silence. Everyone except Jun and Sho starts laughing)
Aiba (laughing): That’s SO funny, Jun! I didn’t realize how funny you were.
Nino (laughing): Yeah! This is even better than my Ni No Arashi pranks segment. That’s classic, Jun! Really.
Ohno (laughing): Okay, you got me! You really did. I am sorry for accusing you… and thank you for taking it with a bit humor!
Jun (confused, and a bit helplessly): But I - I really…
(Sho puts a hand on his shoulder)
Sho (wisely): It's okay. Trust me.
THE END
Ruff!
[After the credits]
[Jun and Sho having coffee… chatting]
Sho: So, Jun, what kind of wolf do you turn into anyway?
Jun (embarrassed): Well… it’s more of type of dog.
Sho: Oh, well that’s cool. What kind?
Jun: A poodle.
The REAL End!
Aiba: Hey, guys! I found a poodle!
Posted at 01:44 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)
Okay, this video, I had never seen it before. I can't stand this song, since it's so much rap. I don't like their rap songs. Mostly because I can't understand what they're saying. While I can't understand what they're saying ANYWAY, at least with melodic songs, I enjoy the music. Rap is all about the words... which fail me. lol. But anyway.
This PV I'd never seen before, but now that I seen it, and LOLed at it so much for it's trying-to-be-cool thing.
Jun rapping was my personal high point, lol. Jun, seriously buddy. You're hot and stuff, but rapper material? Not so much.
But in the end for me, this PV was still so much love. It's definately gonna be one for my iPod to watch on.
http://www.jpopasia.com/play/1287/arashi/all-or-nothing.html
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OMG, I just found out that on Channel 18.2 (on digital TV, if you've finally gotten your converter box), they are showing Ryusei no Kizuna! This is if you're living in the Southern California area. :)
http://utbhollywood.com/en/drama/ryuseinokizuna/story/1/index.php
It's gonna be on Fridays, from 9 to 10 pm, on channel 18.2, they'll be showing one episode per week. This week they'll be showing Episode 2!!!
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Man, I'm watching smile, but so far there is nothing for me to smile about. :( That's so messed up, what happened to Vito. :(
Posted at 08:17 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)
do you think I can last that long? T_T I seriously need to haul my ass into gear and catch up with school.
Posted at 10:23 PM | Permalink | Comments (4)
meme taken from VampIRep
YOU HAVE TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING USING SONGS BY ONLY ONE BAND/ARTIST.
Tag your friends (including the person who tagged you) to let them know you better.
Pick a band/artist:
1. Are you a male or female:
F, why?
2. Describe yourself:
Yasashikutte Sukoshi Baka
3. How do you feel about yourself:
Boku ga Boku no Subete
4. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend:
Yume de II Kara
5. Describe your current boy/girl situation:
Life Goes On
6. Describe your current location:
Subarashikii Sekai
7. Describe where you want to be:
Be With You
8. Your best friend is:
Dear My Friend
9. Your favorite color is:
Blue [it's true! ^_^]
10. You know that:
Kitto Daijobou
11. What’s the weather like:
Rain
12. If your life was a television show what would it be called?
A Day in Our Life
13. What is life to you:
Beautiful Days
14. What is the best advice you have to give:
Believe [and] Carry On [and] Smile
15. If you could change your name what would you change it to:
Truth
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I'm writing an alternative universe Arashi fanfic (If you're curious, it's here. Warning: it's neighborhood-locked though, so er... yeah. Ask me, and I might add you, provided ur an arashi fan and you have an active account, ^_^)
Anyway, my question was, I'm setting the story in 1800s England, so after the first chapter, I started thinking I wanted to use English names instead. These are the names I came up with. I have two per member, and Jun, I just have no idea. O_O Well, let me know what u think I should name them! PS- if there is another name you want to suggest, feel free do to so! ^_^
The options are:
Ohno
... Aiba?
... Nino?
... Sho?
... Jun?
?????
To answer the poll -- go here: http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=1378654
edit: obviously the poll isn't working. T_T only if ur my friend on LJ will it work. SO, anyway, thank you guys SOOo much for the input, it ws really helpful I think. Now I have a better idea to go off of. Here's what I'm thinking of, based on your feedback and my mom's, and some off LJ, and a bit of name research. I tried to keep the initials SIMILAR except for Ohno's as Sho's, which are slightly different:
Ohno = Brian Oliver Smith
Aiba = Adam Miller
Nino = Kevin Norton
Sho = Jacob Safford (or something else 4 last name?)
Jun = John Masterson (not sure about the last name... I kinda like "matsumoto" as an estate-- cuz it means "pine" but not english I know. >.<)
EDIT #2: After much dilberation, I am naming them thus:
Ohno = Oliver Smith
Aiba = Adam Miller
Nino = Kevin (real name: Nathaniel) Norton
Sho = Safford Shaw
Jun = John Masterson
I know Ohno and Aiba's initials are switched, but I like the idea of him being named Oliver, and Aiba played "Adam" in his butai last year (Wasurenai Hito), so he can only be "Adam" in my eyes, sorry. lol. As for "Oliver", I think Oliver Twist was a cute little boy, and Ohno is cute, therefore Oliver. I mean, I REALLY feel like he's a "Brian", but oh well. As for their last names, I picked common-place, "peasant" last names, because they are like peasants (not nobility) in the story, so it matches their humble, easy-going characters and personalities.
Next, for Kazunari -- Kevin sounds better than Nathan in my mom's opinion, lol. And another person voted for that on LJ, so it's Kevin...BUT!! Unlike the rest, Kazunari will have a SECOND name *dun-dun-duuunn* for reasons I have yet to figure out. lol.
Sho's was the hardest to settle for. I REALLLY wanted Jacob (and I'm sure Hikari did too, lols). But if I had to do them all, I had to do them all... *sigh* Um, basically, when I saw "Shaw" I was like, ":O o_o OMG it's perfeeecct!!" I mean, say "Stafford Shaw" outloud, ne, and I think you'll get it. ;) The "Stafford" part, I didn't want to change or give up (mostly because I want Jun-sama to call Sho as "Stafford" *cough*). But it was either that or Spencer. What do you guys think?
Finally.... last, but certainly not the easiest or least... JUN!! Okay, I know "John" is such a common, plain name. I wanted something more mysterious or exotic like Julian or Jasper. HOWEVER... I remember the USC thing, and that girl had the sign, "MastuJOHN"... okay, so there you go. His name is John. haha. Masterson because he's such an ore-sama, he's master of the castle, and Master sounds like Matsu, so there. :) Edit: and because I also have a crush on Sky Masterson, from "Guys and Dolls" *cough*
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I thought this interesting, since I grew up in the OC myself. :)
http://www.ocregister.com/articles/chon-people-american-2320016-really-kind
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I got mine on my trip to Little Tokyo on Monday with the anime club! Yay! For a full report, I have it @ my LJ. Dont' feel like posting it here. XD My LJ has more of my personal-life stuff, so I figured I'd just leave it there.
Vox is more for my fangirling and chatting with friends here. ;) And for my fanfics, I guess.
Anyway, um, I know the calendar starts today (April 1st), and it's Aiba. Now, as an aiba-ichibaner, you'd think I'd be happy... but his picture just looks... wrong somehow. And not even in a good way. In a bad way.
Really, guys, I just want Sho as a stripper for my wallpaper, and that's it! XD lol.
Because that's my favorite pic of all the calendar months! =)
Edit (add): to think that boy graduated from Keio University. *shakes head* lol.
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